Solemly Swearing

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kankristhighhighs:
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.

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theinsideofmymind:

I beginning to realize how little I mean to everyone and its pretty fucking painful.

Posted on Friday, 24 May with 94,130 notes.

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Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show more than a simple interlocking of fingers. Your hands are one of the most essential parts of your body: you build with them, feed with them, hold with them, touch with them, fight with them; they are the tools of the human body. To take a hold of another’s hand is to break from living individually. It is to link yourself to another being, to momentarily entwine your life with another’s, to promise, for a moment, that you need not face the world alone. More simple, more aesthetically naive than other forms of affection, i.e kissing, hugging, sexing… The act of holding hands is often trivialized in its true implications. As the Beatles once said”All I want to do is hold your hand.”

GUYZ, HARRY POTTER HAS TWO SHIRTS.
One for winter and one for summer, how practical of you Harry.

Except the top one is his weird hallucination world.

Maybe he subconsciously wishes he had two shirts.

And contacts.

I’m rebloging this until I die

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Posted on Friday, 24 May with 60,077 notes.

faeiouck:

shady-bacon:

faeiouck:

“all slytherins are evil”

“all gryffindors are good guys”

“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”

“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”

Name one evil Gryffindor. One.

peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME

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Posted on Friday, 24 May with 33,208 notes.

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honolulu-starbright:

This will always be funny to me.

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Posted on Thursday, 23 May with 126,906 notes.

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mo0n-liqht:

bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

LOL

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

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Posted on Thursday, 23 May with 245,857 notes.

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pleurphoria:

hashtagmeow:

failureuponfailure:

backyardskills:

one of my all time favourite photos

its back

so don’t even tell me i matter, because i don’t.

oh how wrong you all are.
every word we utter and every action we make has an impact on everyone on this earth.
something as small as the flutter of a butterfly’s wing can ultimately cause a typhoon halfway around the world.
everything is connected and everything matters. there’s not an atom in our bodies that has not been forged in the furnace of the sun.
and… we are all related. every single one of us has ascended from the same human beings.
we are family. we are one with the sun. we are one with the moon. we are one with the sea. we are one with the earth. we are one with nature.

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

Posted on Thursday, 23 May with 153,108 notes.